Jess: Should I put my number in your phone or...
Matt: Yeah, that's... that works.
Jess: Great.
Matt: Works for me. But, you know, while-while we're on the subject of stupid physical stuff, you know, I should probably tell you before we go out, uh...
Jess: Mm-hmm?
Matt: I have a micropenis.
Jess: Cool. What?
Matt: It's a medical condition... it means I'm unusually small. Technically, "micro."
Jess: Well... Lucky for you... My eyes are bigger than my stomach. I don't know... what that means. but I'm free tomorrow night.