Jess: Maybe there's a reason I'm not up on a fridge, you know? Maybe some people are fridge people, and other people are... toilet people.
Nick: You think you're a toilet person? [Jess laughs] You're not a toilet person. You want to get on the fridge, you'll get on the fridge, Jess. Just be yourself, and if he's not into Jessica Day, then there's something wrong with him.
Jess: Be myself. Like do my Tina Turner impression?
Nick: How did your brain jump there?
Jess: [sings] What's love got to do Got to do with it?