Jess: Come on! Did anyone just see that she was flirting like crazy with Nick? That was, like, the most shameless flirting I've ever seen. "Keep it in your pants" is all I have to say to Captain Jan Nortis.
Nick: You're being really weird.
Winston: You're being weird.
Cece: Super weird right now.
Schmidt: Here we go. This is starting now already.
Jess: I am not being weird.
Schmidt: You're creating an awkward situation for no reason.
Nick: Don't do this, Jess.
Jess: If this ship moves as fast as that captain, we'll be in Ensenada by 6:00.