Doug: Okay, now I need a volunteer to help me with some emergency procedures.
Coach: I'll do it. I don't care. 'Cause I'm not scared. I'll volunteer my ass off. [laughs] I ain't afraid of you! [laughs]
Doug: Let's say it's 3:00 A.M.
Coach: 3:00 A.M.
Doug: There's alarms going off...
Coach: What?
Doug: Freezing seawater up to your ankles. Adults are screaming, babies are crying! Go, go, go, go, go! You're up on deck! There's an Italian guy strapping chains together! You don't know what's going on!
Coach: I know!
Doug: What do you do?
Coach: I don't know! What do I do?
Doug: What do you do? What do you do?