Jess: What can I say about Nick that hasn't already been said?
Nick: Oh, here we go.
Jess: Nick calls birds "wind mice."
Nick: Think about it.
Jess: Nick says "Yahtzee" when he climaxes.
Nick: Oh, boy.
Jess: He calls turtles "shell beavers."
Nick: Well, that's what they should be called.
Jess: They're green. Beavers are brown.
Nick: Definitely. We've had this argument and we have agreed to not talk about it in front of others.
Jess: But you know the worst, worst, worst thing about Nick?
Coach: You don't have to say it.
Cece: Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Jess: He's okay. He's okay. And I am not okay. [sniffles] I'm not okay.