Quote from Nick in Fired Up
Schmidt: I guess I have no choice. You can be my lawyer, Nick. Nick: I won't do it. Schmidt: What? Nick: I value myself too great for that. If you want me to be your lawyer, if you want to win this case, you must start with the word "please." And I'll need a symbolic five-dollar retainer. Schmidt: Four dollars. Nick: Skin it. Let's do it.