Nick: What a spread, huh?
Rabbi Feiglin: Terrible.
Nick: I agree.
Rabbi Feiglin: Thank God I have pizza in my car.
Nick: Yeah, that's very funny.
Rabbi Feiglin: What's the matter with you? That wasn't a joke.
Nick: Who has pizza in their car?
Rabbi Feiglin: Listen, when I make a joke, you'll know it. I'm a joke machine.
Nick: What are the chances? I love jokes!
Rabbi Feiglin: Oh, good, okay. Uh... Oh, did you hear the one about the waiter?
Nick: No.
Rabbi Feiglin: Walks up to a table full of Jewish women and says, "Ladies, is anything all right?" [Nick laughs]