Nick: Oh. What happened to your Pistons jersey? Did you rip it off and rush in here 'cause she got to have it?
Jess: Look, is this still a thing?
Nick: Oh, it's still a thing. No sex for you as long as you're a Pistons fan.
Jess: You can't use sex to manipulate- What are you doing?
Nick: Oh. Just brushing my dirty teeth. They're filthy.
Jess: Nick, do not challenge me to a sex standoff. I can channel all my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?
Nick: It's good when you go fast and then slow. Make the teeth wait for it.
Jess: You're on.