Jess: Can we just have sex now, please?
Nick: I'm sorry. You can't be a Pistons fan. I forbid it. It has to be this way.
Jess: You can't forbid me to do stuff. That's just not you- That's not within your power.
Nick: I just did.
Jess: The shirt stays!
Nick: Jessica, you're leaving me no options here. I'm gonna have to turn off the tap.
Jess: What tap?
Nick: The sex tap.
Jess: But I need my vitamin D.
Nick: As long as you're wearing that shirt, the tap is off. No more hot water.