Jess: Nick, it's just basketball. Why are you taking this personally?
Nick: Because it's personal, Jess! That's my team. It's the city that I'm from. It's most of my relationship with my dad. R.I.P., by the way. Michael Jordan. The first man that taught me that I could love a man. And the Pistons are our rivals. They're like in Hamlet... The McCalls and the Sh Hacksperes. You're my girlfriend now, so you got to be a Bulls fan.