Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
Jess: Well, congratulations. You made it. Schmidt: I did, didn't I? Jess: Yeah. Schmidt: And, hey, you know, don't worry about the hospital bill. I'll pay it. Jess: Wait a minute. Did you think that I was gonna pay? Schmidt: Well, you hit me with your car, and I thought... Jess: You told me to hit you with the car.