Schmidt: You know, I just moved across the hall, but it feels like I moved across an entire ocean.
Outside Dave: People grow up, especially young people.
Schmidt: So my friends don't even miss me anymore?
Outside Dave: Uh-huh. Well, they don't miss you. They've moved on.
Schmidt: What? Well, how do you know that?
Outside Dave: Because he told me. [shows action figure] His name is Conner, and he went to SUNY Binghamton. I once lived with 40 birds, and they all flew away, and I moved on.