Schmidt Quote #606
Schmidt: You know, I just moved across the hall, but it feels like I moved across an entire ocean.
Outside Dave: People grow up, especially young people.
Schmidt: So my friends don't even miss me anymore?
Outside Dave: Uh-huh. Well, they don't miss you. They've moved on.
Schmidt: What? Well, how do you know that?
Outside Dave: Because he told me. [shows action figure] His name is Conner, and he went to SUNY Binghamton. I once lived with 40 birds, and they all flew away, and I moved on.
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Quote from Coach
Coach: [sings to island beats] Tiny pants man He don't have friends That's why he got the clock He got the clock to watch his only friends.
Quote from Coach
Coach: My system is built to be easy. Okay. It's easy as peanuts.
Nick: Easy as peanuts?
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: That's not an expression; no one says that.
Coach: PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts! Like, like go nuts, have fun!
Nick: Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
Coach: I'm aware of that, but it still works.
Quote from Winston
Coach: Nick? I want to talk to you about your fitness level.
Nick: Of what? My body?
Coach: When's the last time you worked out?
Winston: You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
Nick: Your burns are getting better, man.
Coach: Just really long.