Nick: Listen to me. You want to be in with them? Roll with the punches, go with the flow. Make fun of your boss a little bit. Don't follow your instincts. I wouldn't sing. But most importantly, follow my lead. And by "follow my lead," I mean drink. And I mean drink a lot.
Jess: Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing.
Nick: That's the only thing in the world I know to be true.