[flashback:]
Younger Elizabeth: That's a real big jar of lube, man. Wait, why are you rubbing it on your leg? No, that's my arm. Aah! Eyes, eyes, eyes! Oh, stop moving so much. You're too slippery.
Younger Schmidt: Oh, this lube is so slippery.
[Schmidt falls off the top bunk and lands on Nick on the floor]
Younger Elizabeth: Schmidt, where are you? I can't see. II think there's enough lube. I think we can do it now. You definitely shouldn't be going to get more.