Jess: [on the phone] I need a picture of Shivrang's penis.
Nick: Dead Dad Pass! New topic!
Jess: Cece's really freaking out. She hasn't seen his penis.
Nick: For the love of God, Dead Dad Pass. And I need it to scale, so please put, like, a nickel or a big toe or a golf pencil in there for reference.
Nick: It's not gonna happen!
Jess: One picture and you can come home.
Nick: Give me 20 minutes. [to Winston] If you want to end this, we need to get a photo of Shivrang's penis. There it is.