Russell: You live together and you had three dates tonight. What's that? I think you guys don't really know what you are to each other. Right?
Nick: Well, you're wrong. No, you're wrong. Yeah.
Jess: You are wrong, because we know what we are...
Nick: We do know... yeah. We know what we are.
Russell: Okay, this'll be fun. Tell you what. Why don't you write it down? Seriously. Write down what you think this is. Is this a relationship, a one-night stand, above the waist only? No wrong answers.
Nick: You had two pens on you this whole time?
Russell: Well, sure.
Nick: That's the move right there.
Russell: You better believe it.