Jess: The game is True American but with a sexy new twist, Clinton rules. Pick your interns.
Holly: I don't understand the game.
Nick: Uh, you're gonna be my intern.
Schmidt: It's okay, it's stripping.
Jess: It's not just stripping, it's sexy.
Holly: Okay, so what exactly are the rules?
Nick: The floor is lava, doves versus hawks.
Jess: The couch is the Mason-Dixon line.
Nick: We're not doing cabinets ... no cabinets.
Winston: No cabinet.
Schmidt: No cabinets.
Jess: One, two, three, four, JFK!
Guys: FDR!