Schmidt: What a situation, huh, Jess? Forced to spend time with someone who ruthlessly rejected you after you told him how much you cared about him.
Cece: Maybe...
Jess: Damn, he looks good.
Cece: Just wants everyone to get along.
Schmidt: Okay, if he wanted everybody to get along...
Jess: I'm seriously freaking out right now.
Schmidt: ...then he wouldn't have acted like such a callous lady jerk.
Cece: Lady jerk?
Schmidt: Lady jerk.