Schmidt: So many years of footage. This is from last May. I was trying to add an extra ab muscle.
Winston: Jess, I can't take this...
Schmidt: This is when I was experimenting with faux hawks.
Winston: I can't, I can't, I can't take it, Jess.
Jess: You can. You're gonna blow this.
Winston: My face is numb.
Schmidt: This is when I was lowering my bar sexually.