Sadie: Okay, Schmidt. Female pleasure. Here are some diagrams, so we can see where you're at.
Schmidt: The vagina. I'm familiar.
Sadie: Good. Now, what I typically do is I start over here, and then I move here once I feel confident that this area has been taken care of.
Schmidt: Yeah, see, that's exactly what I do. I call that "Losing Nemo."
Sadie: Well, a more advanced move would be... You know what? I'll just show you. It's sort of... Come in this way.
Schmidt: No, no, I see what you're doing. That asymmetry right there? That's crucial. 'Cause then what I'll do is is I'll go outside, get the paper, and shake the neighbor's hand.
Sadie: Interesting.
Schmidt: Then what I'll do is, I'll tie a bow on it because it's birthday time. Then I get onstage and collect my Oscar and say thank you to the people, thank you to the people, then get back down offstage and get everybody into the sharing circle, right down there in the sharing circle, and then... [smacks loudly] spike the volleyball. Then what I like to do is, I like to arrive at the bridge, meet the troll, and then answer his riddles three. Then what we do is, we're dancing. We're just gonna dance, we're gonna dance for a while. We'll dance until you can't dance anymore, dancing till you can't dance anymore, and then everybody gets a churro. [clicks tongue] You okay?
Sadie: Mm-hmm. It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.
Schmidt: So I'm good at this, right?
Sadie: Schmidt, in my professional opinion, you have definitely earned the rank of ... and I will use the phrase you coined ... va-genius.
Schmidt: Thank you, thank you so much. I really needed to hear that, Sadie.
Sadie: You got to go.