Winston: Schmidt's not talking to you right now.
Nick: We're still on this?
Winston: Schmidt is tired of doing things for you that go unnoticed. Things like: lining your shoes up at the door...
Nick: Don't line my shoes up at the door any more.
Winston: Recording your favorite TV shows...
Nick: I appreciate that.
Winston: The turn-down service.
Nick: The turn-down service is weird and I never asked you to do that.
Schmidt: Well, I guess those chocolate mints Just disappeared on their own.