Nick: It's official. We got to turtle-proof this loft.
Winston: Schmidt cares about you so much, man, and you don't even think about him.
Nick: Are you being serious right now? Are you really taking Schmidt's side on this?
Winston: I am, because I know how you are.
[flashback:]
Young Winston: I just don't know why he would run away. All I ever did was love him.
Young Nick: This rock is so round. I'm gonna go put it in a jar.