Schmidt: Hey, hey, Charles, the decrepit thing that just walked by, now, that is old, okay? And you can hate him for being old, but you cannot hate me.
Chaz: We don't hate you for being old. We hate you 'cause you're a viciously unbearable ass-head.
Schmidt: Seriously? That's... Come here, that's...
Chaz: Get off! Ass-head!
Schmidt: Ass-head! Yeah!