Jess: Hey, you guys, um... I can't hang out with you any more.
Chaz: Why not?
Jess: Because... Our entire relationship's built on a lie.
Chaz: Jess, what are you talking about?
Jess: I did not make up... "Did I do that?"
Schmidt: Jess, please don't...
Jess: I have to introduce you to a...
Schmidt: Don't do it.
Jess: Little, adorable African-American nerd.
Schmidt: Don't press the button. Don't... Jess, why would you do this to us?
Chaz: Who's "Steve Urclee"?