Nick: Winston and Shelby, you guys have obviously found love, so...
Winston: No, you have no idea.
Nick: No, I do, 'cause you talk about it all the time.
Schmidt: I think we all have a pretty good idea.
Cece: Pretty clear idea.
Nick: Schmidt and Cece, you almost made a baby together. You almost made a person. Think about that! Jess... you're dating the man that I could see myself growing old with. Russell, you got a great-looking face. Your jawline could cut glass. Hold on tight, sister. Don't let that one slip away.
Russell: It's getting a little weird, Nick.
Nick: So, without further ado... Water, the source of life. [drops watering can into the tomatoes] Whoa! [everyone groaning, grumbling] It's okay, I got two of them. You know what? Go downstairs, if you want! I don't care! I got the tomatoes and I'm bettin' on me! Freeze frame! When I'm up in the air and the legs are there.