Russell: Oh, maybe I should just go back to bed.
Jess: I have a really nice day planned for us. We're gonna go apple picking...
Russell: I don't... I don't pick apples. That... that's... that's not gonna happen.
Jess: Are you serious?
Russell: Because it's picking and it's apple...
Jess: You're serious?
Russell: That literally sounds like hell.