Cece: I have that team-building research you asked for, Mr. Schmidt.
Schmidt: [screams] What... are you wearing?
Cece: I don't... I don't know. I mean, I found this at the lost and found at the gym. I'm not really sure how sexy a sex-cretary is supposed to be. I've never had to do this. I've never had to seduce somebody before.
Schmidt: If you're gonna seduce me, don't dress up like my aunt Frieda at Seder.