Nick: Hey, Jess, what are you doing?
[Jess drops the large box of condoms]
Jess: [nervous laugh] I was asking Schmidt a question.
Nick: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jess: What?
Nick: Were you...?
Jess: What? No.
Nick: ...with Schmidt?
Jess: No! No. I was holding those, but I...
Nick: Oh, my God. What has gotten into you?
Jess: No. No.
Nick: And why do you have so many condoms?
Jess: Shh! Don't ever... Shh! Don't ever speak of this again.
Nick: You need one. Tops, two. Let's go. We'll get these later.
Jess: I was feeling twirly. Nick, Nick...
Nick: No! You're not having sex with Schmidt. This is a danger zone for you.