Quote from Schmidt in Valentine's Day
Schmidt: Hey, what are you doing home so soon? Jess: Well, I helped him get back together with his ex-girlfriend. He made me video-chat with his mom in Hawaii for a couple minutes, and then, um, I came home, so... Schmidt: Jess, you don't your first one-night stand to be with some total stranger. You got to pick someone who you know, who's not gonna make a big deal out of the whole thing. Jess: Hmm. Schmidt: You have an urge, you act on it. And... whatever you do, leave immediately afterwards. God help you if you get sucked into a brunch. Jess: Thanks, Schmidt. Schmidt: Come here. Jess: You smell good. Schmidt: It's probably the oil of the ylang-ylang tree. [Jess laughs] Don't over think it.