Schmidt Quote #128
Quote from Schmidt in Valentine's Day
Schmidt: Hey, what are you doing home so soon?
Jess: Well, I helped him get back together with his ex-girlfriend. He made me video-chat with his mom in Hawaii for a couple minutes, and then, um, I came home, so...
Schmidt: Jess, you don't your first one-night stand to be with some total stranger. You got to pick someone who you know, who's not gonna make a big deal out of the whole thing.
Jess: Hmm.
Schmidt: You have an urge, you act on it. And... whatever you do, leave immediately afterwards. God help you if you get sucked into a brunch.
Jess: Thanks, Schmidt.
Schmidt: Come here.
Jess: You smell good.
Schmidt: It's probably the oil of the ylang-ylang tree. [Jess laughs] Don't over think it.
New Girl Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [to Jess] You bonded emotionally. If you end up having sex with him, it's gonna be missionary with a lot of eye contact. Look, that is not one-night-stand material.
Cece: You got to listen to him. He's right on this one. Sorry.
Schmidt: I know what I'm talking about. I have my 10,000 hours. Outliers. You should read it. Malcolm Gladwell. It's one of my desert island books. Along with Machiavelli's The Prince, Freak by John Leguizamo, any of the scripts from the first season of Vampire Diaries, a little Phantom T.
Cece: I love Phantom Tollbooth.
Schmidt: Of course you do ... you're a human being.
Quote from Winston
Woman: This sangria is amazing, Winston.
Winston: My grandmother's recipe, so I can't take credit for that. But seriously, Tia, you don't want a man who has fancier underpants than you.
Shelby: I keep trying to tell her that.
Tia: It's true.
Winston: You want to have the fanciest drawers in the relationship. Boom.
Quote from Jess
Cece: What are you doing?
Jess: I'm packing an overnight bag in case I have one-night sex. I've got a T-shirt, socks...
Cece: Is this a sewing kit?
Jess: Yes, it's a sewing kit. Stain remover. [sings] Hello?
Cece: You don't have one-night stands, you get way too attached. I mean, you could have an emotional connection with a shoe on the side of the road.
Jess: Oh, one shoe? I hate that.
Cece: Is this Schmidt's idea?
Jess: It's my idea. I want to try a one-night stand. Tonight... is all about what Little Jess wants. Little Jess.
Cece: Okay, all right. I am gonna text Kyle and tell him to meet us at the bar, because I'm not leaving you alone like this... with all of that.
Jess: [spraying perfume towards her crotch] I'm sorry, I don't know who's smelling what tonight.