Jess: Did Nick say some stuff to you? Because I'm really sorry, and I want to explain...
Julia: Why would you tell him that I said that? Do you know what that makes me look like?
Jess: Um...
Julia: I see what you're doing. I know that I'm the mean lawyer girl who wears suits and works too much and you... you're the really fun teacher girl with all the colorful skirts and you bake things. And eventually, Nick is going to come running to you and you'll tuck him in under his blankie and...
Jess: What is it with you and the blankie thing? I never said the word blankie. I don't talk like Teddy Ruxpin.
Julia: If I acted the way that you act when I was at work, nobody would listen to me.
Jess: Well, if I acted like you at work, my students would turn in really weird, dark dioramas, so...
Julia: I don't like you. And I don't want to be your friend, so...
Jess: Fine.