Schmidt: What do you pull down a year in the game?
Martin Fuller: Ever since I started doing full frontal, I pull down seven K a year easy. Why? You interested in the life?
Schmidt: Me? A male stripper? Come on. You're too kind. But you know, theoretically, if I were to get into the game, you know, what are they looking for in the gator department? You know what I mean? Or is it just moving so fast that it doesn't really matter?
Martin Fuller: It's all about storytelling, taking 'em on a journey. Let me ask you some basics. When you thrust, what's your range of motion, side-to-side?
Schmidt: Well, left... right-right.
Martin Fuller: What about your testicles? Are they more or less symmetrical?
Schmidt: Size... yes, location... no.
Martin Fuller: What about your persona?
Schmidt: What? Like a fireman or a cop?
Martin Fuller: I didn't ask you your character. Your persona. I'm a Wolf-Hawk. What are you?
Schmidt: Luxury. Dessert. I'm a warrior poet, man.
Martin Fuller: That's it. I got a number for you to call.
Schmidt: You ever hook up with the ladies?
Martin Fuller: It's ladies, like, one out of ten times at most.
Schmidt: You're dancing for dudes?
Martin Fuller: Yeah, I'm dancing for dudes.