Quote from Paul in Bad in Bed
Paul: You want me to wiggle it around? Jess: How about you help me get a little more comfortable? Paul: Oh. Oh, all right, dear. Okay, I just don't know... Jess: I'm going to try something different. Paul: Oh. Okay, great. Jess: [imitates old woman] Young man! Young man, the things I'm gonna do to you! Paul: Well, I can't wait to... Jess: Young man, don't take all day. Paul: Well, I-I understand, ma'am, but you're wearing chain mail here. Jess: I am not getting any younger. Paul: It's like an erotic rope course.