Nick: You know what sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you for way too long. They've got too much on you.
Winston: Yep.
Nick: I want friends who still lie to me, 'cause they don't want to hurt my feelings.
Winston: Mm.
Nick: I sadly kind of mean that.
Winston: What happened to us, man? We used to be so cool. I was going to play basketball and be a gazillionaire. [chuckles]
Nick: Right. And I told myself I was never going to live with Schmidt.
Winston: Who do you live with now?
Nick: I live with Schmidt, and he's killing me, Winston, he's killing me.