Schmidt: Enjoy the couch. I bought that, too. [Nick gets up and sits on the floor] Enjoy the rug, too ... paid for that. Organic woven. [Nick gets up] What are you doing? What are you doing? [Nick unplugs the TV] Oh, come on, man.
Nick: Well, I stole the cable!
Schmidt: And my Bar Mitzvah was an amazing event! [Nick slams the door] The theme was sports jams.