Schmidt: Hey, Winston. Oh, no. Oh, man. The interview? Did you mess up?
Winston: No, I didn't mess up. Killed it. I was amazing. At one point, I was on the outside of my body watching myself be amazing.
Schmidt: Well, that's a good thing, right?
Winston: The woman asked me why I wanted to sell medical supplies. I had no answer. I've done anything but play basketball my entire life. "Winston Bishop is an American basketball player who played professionally in Latvia, and he loves ducks."
Schmidt: Winston, did you write the part about the ducks?
Winston: I don't even like ducks that much, man.
Schmidt: Okay, look, man. You got to get off Wikipedia, all right? You're going crazy.
Winston: I was the guy who was good enough to play in Latvia. And then one day, I don't know, man... I just lost it. They found another black guy. Labak melno virietis. Means "the better black guy."
Schmidt: A better melno? You're-you're the best melno.