Winston Quote #11
Schmidt: Hey, Winston. Oh, no. Oh, man. The interview? Did you mess up?
Winston: No, I didn't mess up. Killed it. I was amazing. At one point, I was on the outside of my body watching myself be amazing.
Schmidt: Well, that's a good thing, right?
Winston: The woman asked me why I wanted to sell medical supplies. I had no answer. I've done anything but play basketball my entire life. "Winston Bishop is an American basketball player who played professionally in Latvia, and he loves ducks."
Schmidt: Winston, did you write the part about the ducks?
Winston: I don't even like ducks that much, man.
Schmidt: Okay, look, man. You got to get off Wikipedia, all right? You're going crazy.
Winston: I was the guy who was good enough to play in Latvia. And then one day, I don't know, man... I just lost it. They found another black guy. Labak melno virietis. Means "the better black guy."
Schmidt: A better melno? You're-you're the best melno.
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Schmidt: How'd the job interview go?
Winston: You know, terrible.
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Interviewer: Did you see the JWoww retweet and Gaga Twitpic?
Winston: I know Word, and I can open a document... Save it, save as, print, print preview...
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Winston: She just wanted to chitchat about stuff I've never even heard of.
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Winston: I've spent the last two years of my life in Latvia. I was playing ball year round. I didn't read the news. I have no idea what happened in America. I've got interviews tomorrow. Fill me in. What'd I miss?
Schmidt: From... from the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights. Highlights.
Schmidt: Okay. Uh, country's broke. Betty White's back.
Winston: Oh, cool, cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: All dead, man.
Winston: Damn.