Schmidt: Nick, it's all you, buddy.
Nick: Well, first, let me say I think you guys make some really interesting points. Points that I respect, but I will say this. I have lived with a woman, Caroline, as you guys know, and so I know that there are pros and I know that there are real cons, guys.
Coach: Nick, you're weak!
Nick: Okay, Pros: they smell nice. Cons: every once in a while, the mood changes and you're not sure why. They'll ruin your life if you let 'em, they'll break down your will to live. Pros: they're really good at folding.
Coach: Make a decision!
Nick: I'm sorry, you know what? But, like, another pro, like when you-
[Nick puts his hood up over his head]