Jess: Um, Aly, um, look at Winston, but listen to me. Um, fellas!
Choir: [sing] Alison...
Aly: What the hell?
Jess: Winston wanted a kids choir, but this is all we could get on such short notice. They're called Protect and Swerve.
Choir: Oh, Alison My aim is true...
Jess: "Aly, I'm in love with you. I love your face, your mind and your butt." Good opening, good opening. "As a young black man, I never thought I'd feel safe with a police officer. When I met you, I threw away all my shoes,
'cause they made me feel like I was walking on air."
Choir: I'm not gonna get too sentimental Like those other sticky valentines Ooh-ooh...
Jess: "You're the most amazing woman I've ever met, and I have something to ask you. But first, I'm gonna describe in vivid detail our first sexual encounter."
Aly: Oh, don't do that.
Jess: Okay, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gonna read...
Winston: You know what we did.
Jess: Yeah. It's very long. Here we go, okay. Um, "I have a complicated relationship with God." No.