Winston Quote #780
Quote from Winston in Operation: Bobcat
Jess: Um, Aly, um, look at Winston, but listen to me. Um, fellas!
Choir: [sing] Alison...
Aly: What the hell?
Jess: Winston wanted a kids choir, but this is all we could get on such short notice. They're called Protect and Swerve.
Choir: Oh, Alison My aim is true...
Jess: "Aly, I'm in love with you. I love your face, your mind and your butt." Good opening, good opening. "As a young black man, I never thought I'd feel safe with a police officer. When I met you, I threw away all my shoes,
'cause they made me feel like I was walking on air."
Choir: I'm not gonna get too sentimental Like those other sticky valentines Ooh-ooh...
Jess: "You're the most amazing woman I've ever met, and I have something to ask you. But first, I'm gonna describe in vivid detail our first sexual encounter."
Aly: Oh, don't do that.
Jess: Okay, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gonna read...
Winston: You know what we did.
Jess: Yeah. It's very long. Here we go, okay. Um, "I have a complicated relationship with God." No.
New Girl Quotes
‘Operation: Bobcat’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: You know, it's still our bone-iversary.
Schmidt: I'm too stressed. Sex right now would be like picking a lock with a cold, wet French fry.
Quote from Jess
Jess: I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. Where does all this effort come from? Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, and I got, like, some nudie card.
Gordon Ramsay: This bread is incredible. You taste the crust?
Jess: It's really good. And you know what else pisses me off? The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it.
Gordon Ramsay: Then bloody do something about it! [Jess smashes her plate] Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder: I'm not required to clean up.
Jess: Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me!
Gordon Ramsay: Then don't let him.
Quote from Jess
Gordon Ramsay: So is it just you?
Jess: Yup.
Gordon Ramsay: You know I'm quite famous, and you didn't want anybody else to experience my food?
Jess: No. Just me. Just my day.
Gordon Ramsay: Are you sad 'cause you're on your own on Valentine's night?
Jess: Ugh! Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! I'm having just a great time.
Gordon Ramsay: Liar! Sorry. Bad habit.
Jess: Just bring me the scallops, please.
Gordon Ramsay: Impatient. Mmm. Delicious. Scallops. Aren't... [dish shatters] ...for liars.