Winston: Look, I am terribly sorry, you guys. We got held up by an overzealous cop.
Nancy: Well, now, Fred, uh, Jess was just saying how much she likes model trains, right, Jess?
Fred: I didn't know you were a railie. That's so great. What's your gauge? Are you a G gauge? Uh, G scale, gauge one? HO scale? TT scale? Probably not a tabletop girl, right? Do you do it costumed? Or do you just do it leisurely? I deal mostly with the, uh, transitional era, post-Industrial Revolution. [Flip groans] I collect a lot of open-air coal engines. I'm the president of my module group, actually. We use horn hook couplers, so I'm kind of one of the best at scenery building. Uh, just finished this beautiful sanitation depot, made completely out of balsa. I also was the first to implement wire-framed humans, so that the people are poseable. Station agent
is now... now he can bend his arm to say hello as the train passes. There's one little girl I use-- I call her Sally. I'm also quite good at flocking snow, so I'm very popular around the holidays.
Jess: Ah! Stop! Please stop. I just, uh... I ca... I can't do this. I can't believe I was even considering doing this. I can't just settle down to settle down.
Flip: I really, really want you to consider what you're giving up.
Nancy: Yeah, Terry Gross owns the house next to us in Vermont.
Jess: Oh, my God. Do you run into her at syrup festivals?
Fred: We had a horse. Until it ran away. Its name was Daniel. Daniel Boulevard. I got to pick the last name, and I named him while we were in the car.
Jess: I have to go!