Jess Quote #930
Quote from Jess in What About Fred
Winston: Look, I am terribly sorry, you guys. We got held up by an overzealous cop.
Nancy: Well, now, Fred, uh, Jess was just saying how much she likes model trains, right, Jess?
Fred: I didn't know you were a railie. That's so great. What's your gauge? Are you a G gauge? Uh, G scale, gauge one? HO scale? TT scale? Probably not a tabletop girl, right? Do you do it costumed? Or do you just do it leisurely? I deal mostly with the, uh, transitional era, post-Industrial Revolution. [Flip groans] I collect a lot of open-air coal engines. I'm the president of my module group, actually. We use horn hook couplers, so I'm kind of one of the best at scenery building. Uh, just finished this beautiful sanitation depot, made completely out of balsa. I also was the first to implement wire-framed humans, so that the people are poseable. Station agent
is now... now he can bend his arm to say hello as the train passes. There's one little girl I use-- I call her Sally. I'm also quite good at flocking snow, so I'm very popular around the holidays.
Jess: Ah! Stop! Please stop. I just, uh... I ca... I can't do this. I can't believe I was even considering doing this. I can't just settle down to settle down.
Flip: I really, really want you to consider what you're giving up.
Nancy: Yeah, Terry Gross owns the house next to us in Vermont.
Jess: Oh, my God. Do you run into her at syrup festivals?
Fred: We had a horse. Until it ran away. Its name was Daniel. Daniel Boulevard. I got to pick the last name, and I named him while we were in the car.
Jess: I have to go!
New Girl Quotes
‘What About Fred’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: So Fred's not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was, he said, "Towels." I got to break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
Quote from Winston
Winston: I love Flip! I mean, Flip taught me how to be vulnerable with KC, you know? Yeah. Nancy ear-candled me. I can hear for miles.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.