Nick: Look... I'm so out of the game-- I'm in a relationship. Um... he's got a nice penis.
Ian: You're sweating a lot.
Nick: That's what he said! Am I right? [laughs] I'm a sweaty lover, is what he says to me.
Ian: Okay, you know, you really don't seem gay. I don't buy it.
Schmidt: Hey.
Nick: Not now.
Schmidt: Probably wondering why I didn't come home last night. Just needed some space to process this whole thing. I'm sorry if our room felt empty.
Nick: [sighs] Well, it did. I was really worried about you. So where were you? You owe me that much.
Schmidt: I just went walking on the streets last night. I needed to come to terms with all this. Ended up in a park. I know that's stupid, but I promise I was careful. I mean, I was totally safe.
Nick: A park?
Schmidt: I don't know, man.
Nick: Hey, I'm upset... but I understand. It's okay. Come here. Come here. There, there.
Schmidt: Thanks.
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: Acceptance. Wow.
Nick: Yeah. Give me a kiss. Just give me a kiss. All right? [Nick kisses Schmidt]
Schmidt: I felt like you needed that more than I did. [sighs] Your scruff, by the way, is perfect. Don't touch your beard trimming setting.