Quote from Bob Day in Julie Berkman's Older Sister
Jess: Dad. Thanks for waiting. Bob Day: I wasn't waiting. I just can't get this damn thing started. Jess: You're just pressing buttons. Bob Day: This was supposed to be a big weekend for me and Ashley. I had everything planned. I... I even wrote new lyrics to our... our song. [sings] Ashley, marry me... [Jess starts the car] Y... you didn't have to do that, you know. I can take care of myself. Jess: Can you? Dad, if I hadn't protected you after you and Mom's divorce, you would've ended up with Nancy Zimmerman. Bob Day: Oh, Nancy Zimmerman. Jess: She was bad news, Dad. Bob Day: Ooh, v... very bad. You don't know the half of it. That woman made me try cocaine in 2005. Jess: What, Dad?! Booger sugar? Bob Day: Yes. Nicaraguan yazz. Jess: Are you kidding me? Bob Day: It was a very expensive evening. I wound up buying his and her Jet Skis.