Kat: I stay current on sporting events. I watch 30 minutes of porn every night just to stay up to date on the latest sex trends. In the coming months, I'm predicting a throwback to missionary. It all depends on what happens in Syria.
Jess: Well, have you ever had sex when you were really, really, really, really, really, really tired?
Kat: I'm never tired. I'm the better choice of mate. From a purely biological standpoint, you're shorter, weaker, and dumber. No offense. I love those shoes.
Jess: I love your shoes.
Kat: But I love your shoes.
Jess: Your shoes.
Kat: No, I love your shoes.
Jess: Your shoes.
Kat: Your shoes.
Jess: [very quiet] Your shoes.
Kat: [whispering] Your shoes.
Jess: [no voice]
Kat: What?
Jess: I was just moving my mouth.