Nick: My first year of law school, I made an important discovery.
[flashback:]
Professor: Look left. Look right. Next year, one of you will be gone.
Nick: [to a womanl] What a cliche, huh? Oh, you wrote that down.
Man: You'll be gone. I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna be right here.
Nick: Take it easy, guy to my right.
Nick: [v.o.] I discovered that I hated being around these people. But second year, I made another discovery. I hated being around myself. So my third year, I wanted to find a place where I belonged. Where I could look to my left or look to my right and like what I saw.
[present:]
Schmidt: Love you in that scarf. Why don't you wear scarves anymore?
Nick: That place? Perhaps you guessed it: This very bar.
Winston: Get out of town. What a twist.