Cece: Idea. Once I am finished with your hair, no one's gonna notice anyway, okay?
Jess: Oh! Nothing that covers my shoulders. I want to make sure I leave room for the parrot.
Joan Day: It's the curse. I told you.
Cece: She slipped in the shower and scratched her cornea on a dog toy. That could happen to anyone.
Aly: Hey. People on one side of the aisle won't even notice.