Coach: I guess I just stopped talking to you 'cause I was embarrassed.
Nick: Embarrassed with me? You've seen me trip after a shower and rug burn my penis on a towel.
Coach: [laughing] Classic Nick.
Nick: It really burned.
Coach: It was so scabby.
Nick: Yeah.
Coach: It scabbed up like crazy.
Nick: Yes, it did.
Coach: Like a grilled shrimp.
Nick: Like grilled jumbo shrimp.
Coach: Eh.