Aly: Guys, as much as I love a good whisper fight, I should go.
Cece: Oh, no! No, no, no, you, uh, can not leave.
Aly: Why not?
Schmidt: Because we can't be alone together.
Aly: Because...?
Cece: Because... Because... we're having marital problems.
Schmidt: That's... secret, which is part of our marital problem. She's got a big mouth, but a great can. Which is also part of our marital problems. I objectify her.
Aly: See, I knew something was up. Everyone was like, "They're so perfect!" And I was like, "No. Something in that relationship is very, very broken." [Schmidt nods]